Suri Cruise is pushing five and still using a pacifier. Isn't she the reincarnation of L Ron Hubbard or somebody? Did L Ron Hubbard secretly wish to be reincarnated as a five-year-old girl? And did he use a pacifier?
According to Suri's "mother", the girl has picked out all her clothes since she was one-and-a-half-years old.
Now, by contrast, there was Kathy Lee Gifford and her book about motherhood. She threw away Cody's pacifier without telling him and was amused at how he ran around the house searching for it. A child psychologist commenting on the book in Spy magazine felt this was cruel and sadistic, watching a child running around looking for something when she knew it wasn't there.
Of course, Spy magazine was well known for its hatchet jobs.